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#RelationshipExperience: The Golden Rule Of Loving Your Wife

By Samuel Omolola Edema

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

Simple Duties
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It’s her pet (-10)
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Social Engagements
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college friend (-2)
The college friend is a lady (-4)
The college friend is a dancer (-6)
She is single and is really beautiful (-80)
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Her Birthday
You forget her birthday (-50,000)
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it’s a sports bar (-2)
And it’s all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It’s a sports bar, it’s all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)
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A Night Out
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
To a movie you hate but she likes (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It’s called ‘DeathCop’ (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)
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Enjoy The ‘Big’ Question
She asks, “Do I look fat?” (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]
you say “No you don’t look fat” (-3) (she is not sure you are honest)
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, “Where?” (-35)
Any other response (-20)
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Communication
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10,000)
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As a man, rate your success with your woman, if you think you failed … Get getter next time! As a lady how will you rate your spouse or partner? Share with us in the comments.

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